Live on Solana
The meme coin so dumb it accidentally pumped. Fart now. Laugh later. HODL forever.
Chapter 01 — What Is This
$WHOOPSY was never supposed to work. It launched as a joke between a French bulldog and a green cloud. Then it pumped. Nobody knows why. Nobody's asking questions.
Built on Solana because fees should be lower than our expectations. Community-owned, fair-launched, and proudly stupid. If you're here for fundamentals, you're in the wrong dog park.
No roadmap that matters. No promises we'll keep.
We didn't plan the pump. It just happened.
Green candles or green farts — we win either way.
Diamond paws. Weak selling. Loyal to a fault.
The Mission
"To prove that the dumbest idea, launched at the dumbest time, by the dumbest dog, can still make the best story."
— The WHOOPSY Whitepaper, Page 1 of 1
Chapter 02
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
One billion whoopsies
Chain
Solana
Because gas fees are a scam
Tax
0 / 0
No buy tax. No sell tax. No taste.
Liquidity
Burned 🔥
Locked forever. Like our poor decisions.
Contract
Renounced
Nobody's driving. Enjoy the ride.
Team Allocation
0%
The dog took it all.
Chapter 03
Phase 1
Launch on Solana. Dog farts. Chart pumps. Nobody understands.
Phase 2
CT posts. Telegram raids. Your uncle asks what a memecoin is.
Phase 3
CEX listings. Tier-1 exchanges. Fart merch. Global odor.
Phase 4
$WHOOPSY becomes the state currency of a small island. Probably.
Not financial advice. Not smart advice. Not any kind of advice, really.